What up, I'm Melissa.
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Luis:
Melissa smells like shitta. Don't you know that you should show-uhhhh?
Tags: I DON'T SMELL. Luis
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twenty4mixtapes:
renkris:
barackobama:
“I’m President Barack Obama. And I too want to slow-jam the news.”
[No comment necessary]
“Now is NOT the time to make school more expensive for our students.”
“AWWWW yeah…”
And people hate our President because? I honestly can’t think of a reason.
13,637 notes (via twenty4mixtapes & barackobama)Tags: Jimmy Fallon Barack Obama Slow-Jam
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You’re the administrator of WhoreTube.
Tags: Thanks Luis
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it is to suck butts and to milk cows utters and shit. Ballsakcs
— Luis, in reaction to Adam and Eve
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ONE PAGE DOWN.
… and Luis and I already threw empty bottles at each other.
Tags: In my defense he started it