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What up, I'm Melissa.
May 17 '12
logoftheproblematique:

From Kafka on the Shore

logoftheproblematique:

From Kafka on the Shore

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Apr 26 '12

Luis SINGS.

  • Luis: Melissa smells like shitta. Don't you know that you should show-uhhhh?

Tags: I DON'T SMELL. Luis

Apr 26 '12

Things Luis says, part 301.

  • Luis: I'm going to shoot you in the knee cap.
  • Luis: Deal with it.

Tags: Luis

Apr 26 '12

Things Luis says, part 300.

  • Luis: Could I just look at you for, like, a couple of minutes?
  • Luis: And rub my earlobes while I do so?
  • Me: -blank stare-
  • Luis: You're weird.

Tags: Luis

Apr 26 '12

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Apr 25 '12

twenty4mixtapes:

renkris:

barackobama:

“I’m President Barack Obama. And I too want to slow-jam the news.”

[No comment necessary]

“Now is NOT the time to make school more expensive for our students.”
“AWWWW yeah…” 

And people hate our President because? I honestly can’t think of a reason.

13,637 notes (via twenty4mixtapes & barackobama)Tags: Jimmy Fallon Barack Obama Slow-Jam

Apr 19 '12
You’re the administrator of WhoreTube.

Tags: Thanks Luis

Apr 19 '12
it is to suck butts and to milk cows utters and shit. Ballsakcs
— Luis, in reaction to Adam and Eve

Apr 19 '12

ONE PAGE DOWN.

… and Luis and I already threw empty bottles at each other.

Tags: In my defense he started it

Apr 15 '12

rawr

Tags: and I will officially never hate Steve again.